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1 )what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
thats bcoz….

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TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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2) ek aadmi ki 6 fingers thi ,usko log Hanuman bulate the…batao kyon?

kyonki uska naam Hanuman tha..
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3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

………… sita with ravan
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4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

…Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya ?
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6) Full form of MATHS ????

Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students.
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7) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??

Ans: Hasina

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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?

Bataao Bataao!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!! !

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Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1. Smoking
2. Drinking
3. Charas
4. Ganja
5. Chicken
6. Mutton
7. Oily food
8. Masala
9. Sleep & obesity
10. Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

scrolll down

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???

think .
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???

Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”

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What’s the opposite of “Pizza Hut”

ok don’t kill me “Pizza…. Hutna mat” .

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ok what’s the opp of Venky’s..

Venlocks…
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan. YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT THIS BY NOW !!

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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
connected to some other lady. They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get ???
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An IDEA can change your wife.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

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Guess why ?

because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”

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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???? ???
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think
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geela ho ke nikalega…. ..

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ………

sweets nopes

salt nopes

think

think

are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske andar jaan hai…….

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what’s difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
latter goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)