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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. Have you seen any pet sweat?.. nope, but i do seen "sweaty things"

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. depends on one’s capacity… how you know the capacity unless you are on floor already?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. …is there need of a prophet here?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? How else would we know where we evolved from? or …we DONT evolved at all. we call it intelligent design …that God Almighty created every different kinds that’s why we are coexisting with monkeys and apes.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Good for him depends on if he is not married.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where’s the self-help section?" she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Dont you think saleswoman has a point here?

What if there were no hypothetical questions? there are none, there are only situations that give rise to questions.

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? deaf person is swearing with sign language using hands.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym? Nope… good to know…i was wondering before.|

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" Apply antonym.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Will never happen… hypothetical question here…you never know …just be prepared.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Nope but make them dirty

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? there are no vegetarians!!!

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines? It only happens in America.

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? tricky!!!

What was the best thing before sliced bread? unsliced bread

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

How is it possible to have a civil war? when civilized peoplw go to war, you call it civil war.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? that would be called synchronized drowning!!!

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? fail

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have "s" in it? John Mccarthy 1958 oh! now i know.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them? because its tourist and not hunting season.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? everything has that …. case is little tricky…technically sour cream will never expire..it will just get sour and sour and moldy eventually …"non-edible" is the better word probably