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		<title>Marvellous Answer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,&#8221;Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>INTERESTING DEFINITIONS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 18:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
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Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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Nurse:
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.
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Love Affairs:
Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.
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Marriage:
It&#8217;s an agreement in which a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No wonder men are happier</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 19:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
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What do you expect from such simple creatures? 
Your last name stays put. 
The garage is all yours. 
Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
Chocolate is just another snack. 
You can be President. 
You can never be pregnant. 
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One liners &#8212; Hidden meanings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 19:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Today&#8217;s Professional Management FUNDAS
1.&#8221;We will do it&#8221; means &#8220;You will do it&#8221;
2.&#8221;You have done a great job&#8221; means &#8220;More work to be given to you&#8221;
3.&#8221;We are working on it&#8221; means &#8220;We have not yet started working on the same&#8221;
4.&#8221;Tomorrow first thing in the morning&#8221; means &#8220;Its not getting done &#8220;At least not tomorrow!&#8221;
5.&#8221;After discussion we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Take It Seriously</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 19:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
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When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
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When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
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When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
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When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it&#8217;s in, you&#8217;ll love it.
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When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOU ARE OLD WHEN</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;OLD&#8221; IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, &#8220;Let&#8217;s go upstairs and make love,&#8221; and you answer, &#8220;Pick one; I can&#8217;t do both!&#8221; 
&#8220;OLD&#8221; IS WHEN &#8230; Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you&#8217;re barefoot. 
&#8220;OLD&#8221; IS WHEN &#8230; A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great Doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love this DOCTOR!!!!
HEALTH QUESTION &#38; ANSWER SESSION
Q: I&#8217;ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that&#8217;s it.. Don&#8217;t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that&#8217;s like saying you can extend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know you are having a bad day when&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 19:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You Know you are having a bad day when&#8230;
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
Your blind [...]]]></description>
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