Friends….. … They love you, but they are not your lover They care for you, [...]
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. [...]
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will [...]
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