My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her, “Where’s the car?”
She replied, [...]
Women have always Clever answer
Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”
Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man: “Is this seat empty?” Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man: “So, wanna go back [...]
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