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		<title>Love VS Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 17:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting married&#8230;.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 20:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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• Why do Bride &#38; Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately&#8230; Sweetheart U R Dead !
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• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 19:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
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Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
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Commandment 3
Marriage is grand &#8212; and divorce is at least 100 grand!
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Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE FUNNIES ON LIFE</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn&#8217;t.
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Marriage is a threering circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.
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There are two times when a man doesn&#8217;t understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.
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Why were hurricanes usually named after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love Marriage v/s Arranged Marriage (IT Style)</title>
		<link>http://fminbox.com/funny/love-marriage-vs-arranged-marriage-it-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love Marriage
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Resembles procedural programming language.
We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on
phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
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It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
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Family system hangs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Its all about Wives</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she&#8217;s wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, &#8220;There was water in the carburetor.&#8221;
I asked her, &#8220;Where&#8217;s the car?&#8221;
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		<title>CLEAN AND STRESS RELIEVING HUMOUR</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
&#8211; Alan, age 10
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No person really decides before they grow up who they&#8217;re going to marry. God decides [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great Sayings On Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 18:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Gui try
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can&#8217;t face each [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Before and after the marriage</title>
		<link>http://fminbox.com/uncategorized/before-and-after-the-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 19:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before the marriage:
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don&#8217;t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I&#8217;m not such [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage</title>
		<link>http://fminbox.com/funny/love-marriage-vs-arranged-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 11:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The [...]]]></description>
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