My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.
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Marriage is a threering circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.
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There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.
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Why were hurricanes usually named after [...]
Love Marriage
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Resembles procedural programming language.
We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on
phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
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It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
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Family system hangs [...]
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her, “Where’s the car?”
She replied, [...]
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