CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
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I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
…. without you in it.
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DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven’t had a fight in a while.
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NO, PIZZA’S FINE.
…. you cheap slob!
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I JUST DON’T WANT A [...]
• The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
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• Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & [...]
1.) At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. …..
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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2.) In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer :- No, not at all, I’m on local [...]
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