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How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She’s obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4.. HE’s not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

SHE’s not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies’ room.

5. HE’s not in the office.
He’s meeting with customers.

SHE’s not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

6. HE’s having lunch with the boss.
He’s on his way up.

SHE’s having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.
He’ll prove his performance.

The boss criticized HER.
She’ll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. HE’s getting married.
He’ll get more settled.

SHE’s getting married.
She’ll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE’s having a baby.
He’ll need a raise.

SHE’s having a baby.
She’ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. HE’s going on a business trip.
It’s good for his career.

SHE’s going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. HE’s leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE’s leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.

See how tsunami started…..

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With remarkable courage, the mother duck flew up to take on the attacker at least five times her size, flapping around its dagger-like beak in an attempt to force it to let go of her offspring.

The extraordinary sequence of photographs, taken in Bray Harbour in County Wicklow, Ireland, shows how the heron swooped down and snatched the duckling as its mother battled in vain to save it.

But despite the mother’s best efforts, the heron made off with its prey and devoured it with a single gulp in front of her eyes.

Although usually seen eating fish, herons have a varied diet, including amphibians, molluscs and small rodents. Herons have been named among the most intelligent of birds, mainly because of its flexibility and adaptability to acquire food.

With a wingspan of 70 to 80in, herons appear terrifying to smaller birds and animals when flying with its characteristic slow wing beat.

This mother duck put up a brave fight, but she stood little chance when a heron took a fancy to one of her ducklings.